Privacy Policy

When you shop with us we collect your name, email, phone number, and delivery address — the stuff needed to get a tee to your door. If you join the newsletter, we store your email. That's it. We don't harvest your soul or your browsing history.

Your details are used to process orders, arrange shipping, handle returns, and — only if you signed up — send you drop alerts and the occasional unhinged email. Payment details are processed by our secure payment partner; we never see or store your card number.

Only the people who need it to deliver your order: our courier partners and payment processor. We never sell your data to anyone. Ever.

Want to see what we hold about you, fix it, or have it deleted? Email hello@wastedmonkey.in and we'll sort it within 7 working days. You can unsubscribe from the newsletter anytime with one click.

We use a small number of cookies to keep your cart alive and understand how the site is used. No creepy tracking, no ad-network nonsense.